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That has all the food groups

The doctor asked one simple question about Ted's diet. What followed was a masterclass in food label buzzwords. Paging Dr. Broccoli…

The doctor asked one simple question about Ted's diet. What followed was a masterclass in food label buzzwords. Paging Dr. Broccoli…

Image 1 of 5 from “That has all the food groups”: Ted says he mostly eats sugar-free, fat-free, low-fat, and gluten-free foods.Image 2 of 5 from “That has all the food groups”: When asked whether he eats fruits and vegetables, Ted replies, “All the time,” then asks, “Like what?”Image 3 of 5 from “That has all the food groups”: Ted counts fruit juice, raisin toast, tomato sauce, burger lettuce, and pizza as fruits and vegetables.Image 4 of 5 from “That has all the food groups”: Ted adds carrot cake—“practically a salad”—before an Eat Well card recommends whole, minimally processed foods.Image 5 of 5 from “That has all the food groups”: Two hours later, Ted orders Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, iceberg lettuce with blue cheese, Jell-O, and Diet Coke.

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